beyond mint plus plus
We inspect everything. We evaluate everything. We write detailed descriptions about everything. It's possible we've developed a minor complex about this, the kind where you can't leave the house without checking the stove three times. But here's the thing. Star ratings are useless. What does "mint plus plus plus" even mean? That it's been kissed by three separate unicorns? We'd rather write too much than leave you guessing. Also, returns are tedious for everyone involved, and we'd prefer to spend our time doing literally anything else.
how to find us (and why you can't)
We don't have a storefront. Which sounds suspicious, doesn't it? Like we're running some sort of elaborate con from a basement in Vladivostok. But we're just contrarian enough to think that real accessibility isn't about having a storefront, it's about actually being reachable. Questions about gear? Email us. Want more photos? We'll send high-res images. Need to see it in action? Video. Want to interrogate us in real time? Book a video call. We're everywhere except where you'd expect us to be. Funny how that works.
our stance on buyers remorse
Change your mind within seven calendar days and we'll take it back. You cover shipping, though. We're not Amazon, we can't afford to helicopter your regrets back to us for free. Think of it as a small tax on fickleness. As-is items are final sale, because some things in life, like bad tattoos and clearance cameras, you just have to live with.
The 88-day ritual
Most used gear comes with zero promises, but we offer warranties on whatever we can. If it breaks and you didn't drop it, dunk it, or perform experimental surgery on it, we'll fix it or refund it. Why 88 days? British Columbia's deep Asian cultural roots taught us that 8 is lucky, and double 8 is practically insurance. Also, 90 felt too round, and we're not that conventional. Science? Maybe not. Charming? Absolutely.
